Arts, Shvarts…

I had a half-finished post about the Shvarts Affair, but it has all been for nought: it wasn’t true.

Ms. Shvarts is engaged in performance art. Her art project includes visual representations, a press release and other narrative materials. She stated to three senior Yale University officials today, including two deans, that she did not impregnate herself and that she did not induce any miscarriages. The entire project is an art piece, a creative fiction designed to draw attention to the ambiguity surrounding form and function of a woman’s body.

She is an artist and has the right to express herself through performance art

Next revelation: Ann Coulter is actually a radical lesbian performance artist whose public persona is an elaborate statement on the nature of femininity and the American political sphere.

1 Response to “Arts, Shvarts…”


  1. 1 TKB

    Oh, oh, and Obama is actually just bringing Kosinski’s “Being There” to the national stage.

    I mean really, “Barack Hussein Obama” is a name that lends itself really well to speculation about Chauncey-Gardinereqsue origins.

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