Q: What would humans be without love? A: Rare.

Boys, take note: the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for the lady in your life.

Personally, I’m holding out for a pearl-handled revolver.

1 Response to “Q: What would humans be without love? A: Rare.”


  1. 1 Chris Arsenault

    Nicola - skip the “pearl” handled revolver:

    We know that when asked about those “pearl handles” on a later occasion, General Patton angrily corrected the reporter who asked the question and sharply explained that they were ivory. “Only a New Orleans pimp,” Patton snarled, “would carry a pearl-handled gun.

    ;-)

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